Charity bowling with press

Midvalley 31 July - Demonfire FC has organised a charity bowling competition with the press at Midvalley as a token of appreciation of their support to the club. Jose Hafizho, the manager for the club stresses the importance of the media having the same wavelength giving the right image of the club to the fans foremost as well as the public. He says the media indirectly act as a marketing agent throughout the nation and network distribution.

Most of the main press like Berita Harian, Utusan Malaysia and Jose favourite Malay Mail turned up to the event. Almost 150 participants involves and among them also some celebrities from Akademi Fantasia show the likes of Khai, Rosma, Nana and the beautiful Akma. Her hand was so soft.

Jose took this opportunity also to comment his counterpart Lord Dan statement saying that he is manipulative when it comes to football a few days ago. If he is branded that tag, Jose believes Lord Dan should be named the Godfather of Manipulation.

"Lord Dan can be seen a caring person and dictates integrity in his work. But the truth is far more than that and he's now a different person that i knew of before. He spent more time with his social life and scandals and i'm worried in a long term. He says he will turned up for tonight charity event. Seems i can't find him around."

Jose reluctant to comment further but ask the press to go straight to the horse's mouth himself.

Jose is a nice person, but not when it comes to football

Bukit Unggul GC - Lord Dan when met at a local golf course this morning put his hand to back Jose's recent behaviour.

"Jose is a sensitive man. Nice man actually. I know him quite well as we often call each other to catch up on other things besides football"

When asked about Jose's passion on football, he said, "When it comes to competitive football, Jose has always been another person. He can be very manipulative, selfish and full of trickery especially when it comes to advising other managers on upcoming games schedule or whos in the injury list. In summary, when it comes to football or cucuwan league in particular, he can be a pain in the #SS."

-Mastermind Haven Bulletin-

Chairman ask managers to calm down

London 30 July - The Chairman of Cucuwan FA has come out with a statement to the press saying that he's surprised with club managers going to media to express their dissatisfaction to the league. Mr. Hafiz assures the managers that they will solve the little hiccup which arise at the beginning phase of the new season of Cucuwan League 2007/2008.

"I'm sorry that certain managers might not get the news for the opening registration. Some people has changed their contact no or email address. They do not give updates to us so it opens to miscommunication. Nevertheless, i assure now all the the problem has been solved. The invitation has been sent through email and they could use the URL to register.

Regarding invitation to new managers like MenegunBay, I need to sit down with my committee first to decide their faith. Seems nowadays, the manager bluntly goes to media to say what they want. We have proper channel for this kind of grudge but they refuse to use it. I'm not happy with this and will meet up with him personally to resolve the issue."

At the same time, Mr. Hafiz introduce the appointment of his 2 new secretaries that will assist him in day-to-day operation at his office starting today namely Wati and Farah. It has been said that Mr. Hafiz has an affair with Farah but decline to comment further on the matter.

damien geordie slams FA

Shah Aramu 32 July- Damien Geordie has backed up fellow managers that till now have not been invited to the prestigous Cucuwan League.

"it is a disgrace for the FA (refering to chairman Mr Joze Hafizho), these people are capable, not great managers, but they still deserve a place in the league." he said.

"i know he (hafiz hafizho) is afraid of new challenges and this a show of lack of characteristic from him"

Damien Geordie also hinted that he will perform a lot better this season. Saccharine Crosses failed to qualify for the European spot last season.

-Buletin UiTM-

Gerard Houwieer Slams Cucuwan FA

Menegun Bay 30 July - As the season nearing the kick start, Cucuwan FA is not receiving any good comments or welcome note from it's participants. Latest news reported was Gerard Houwieer, the manager of MenegunBay Angels slams Cucuwan FA as he wasn't send the invitation to the latest installation of Cucuwan League. Having agreed to the terms in advance and promised a slot in the world's most challenging league, Gerard describe the Cucuwan FA particularly the chairman Mr Hafiz as irresponsible to the League interest. Houwieer is looking for legal advice from Prince Memet's brother, Mr Iskandar for further actions.

- REUTETEKS -

Cucuwan League 2007/2008

It's officially here! The Cucuwan League 2nd year edition has been opened for registration. We have done some makeover to the league to make it more vibrant as this year it's gonna be the first time of full season..yes! 39 weeks of hard work and we can bet u people will break down and only the best will walk out as champion!

Will Jose and Demonfire retain the title or will the rest make a difference this time around! The title chase begins on 11th August 2007..

Group ID : 4129
Group Name : Cucuwan League
Password : Cucuwan

p/s - Zaki Benitez and Prince Memet might not know this info. Pls pass around..

The Talks Go On and On and On.

Well, for Damien Geordie, i dont see any trouble with sleeping late or not sleeping at all if the reality is what been portrayed in his post. All going here and there, tak tido pun takpe camtu, gf ade je berkepit. Hahahah, n tak payah la nak harap cousins buat trip camne pun, sumenye sibok korap (yg tua2 tu la, not me :p) And after all, it's not like you are going to join (sama la macam ajak gi clubbing, tak nak saja.. tapi gf ade sebelah, boleh je plak - direct truth, simple common sense) Ahh, taik lembu jantan la. Wakakakakakka, well, good luck for ur studies though, keep on the 3 pointers Jordan!

N for Mr Jose, i dont have to read your post. Sebab tajuknye Football is my life, dah tentu2 isinya sume menipu.

Chiao!

My Penang Trip!!!

Hello eberibadi!!!
Busy busy busy!!!

This semester will be all hard work for me.. it will be 3 months of agony and stayin up.. huhuhu

Neway, before i go deeper in many levels of hell, me and my frens went for a trip to penang last weekend.. We had lotsa fun under the sun..

We got on a bus on friday nite at 10.30pm and reached penang bus station at 3am! Got ripped off as there are no other transport to the city except for the RM30 cab. Checked into the townehouse hotel at 7am and zzzzz kroh kroh till 10am. Then we paint the town red, PR style!

We went to Bukit Bendera but the line was freakin long! So we decided to go to Kek Lok Si temple to see the turtles and the big buddha.. we then made our way to feringghi where we did parasailing, horse riding and berlari-lari anak di tepian pantai.. We went clubbing that nite at the famous SOHO.. hehehe..

On the next day, Sunday that is.. we woke up early for the girls.. its time for them to do their shopping.. we went to the chowrasta bazaar ( i call this place as my 7th heaven) to buy lots and lotsa ASAM and JERUK.. then we went to perangin mall where tasha bought 3 pairs of shoes, countless pairs of dresses and blouses and a bag.. i got a tshirt and a cowboy hat! hehehehe...

by then it was already 3pm.. its time to go home.. huhuhu.. we took a ferry ride to butterworth where we cought a bus back to KL. we arrived at puduraya at 1.30am..

It was a really fun trip for us.. I do hope that us cousins could do a trip like this one day.. im sure that we will have a great time.. im pretty sure that i will.. : )

Jose - Football is my life!

26 July - Jose today reveals his passionate heart to football and he could not live without it even for a single minute. He's looking forward to Cucuwan League season which begins on August 11th and admit it's gonna be a tighter competition from his compatriots.

He says, " Demonfire has won the inaugural Cucuwan League title and we intend to keep it for 2nd year running. It is a wonderful feeling touching the cup and because of that i don't want to let it go ever. I foresee the rivals club is progressing in terms of their pre-season tour and buying new players to strengthen their squad. I might not be that active in the transfer market but i assure you i'm happy with my players and they're ready for the battle yet again."

Jose shows us a glimpse of his Manager of the Year award at his office which is kept with other of his achievement in Portugal in his trophy cabinet. He also unveils the new name for Demonfire stadium - the 'Blood Crypt'. He commented the name will instill fear to the opponents even from hearing the word.

When commenting whether it's gonna be another great season for Demonfire he says, 'You can bet on it' .

Lets go there!

One day, cucuwanz will lay their feet along this corridor....saying "We are Rich!!"

Dont mess with him!!! Future Cucuwan Ring Leader (with a sensitive heart!!)

A natural sensitive leader to be groomed by cucuwan clan.....(this is something the current cucuwans are lacking...A SOFT HEART

Inspired???

Hope this photo will inspire those who should already be inspired...hehe!!!

Cucuwan goes to Asian Cup 2007

14 July 07 - Cucuwan's show some passion to their country by turning out to the second match of Group C Malaysia against Uzbekistan at Bukit Jalil Stadium at 6.20pm. The weather was great for happy times though the expectation to the national team might not be as cheerful as the sunny day.

Sir Alah, Jose and Fila Wenger was among the crowd that day and dressed up in black to show undivided protest to FAM the dismay performance of our national team. Jose as the President of Cucuwan committee has openly criticised the top management of FAM for the lack of quality and personally asking Tengku Abdullah head on the chopping board. Clearly he got his wish after Tengku Abdullah put a resignation letter one day letter.

Nevertheless, they enjoy the atmosphere especially from the club supporters who keep hitting the drum tombs to inspire the Malaysian players. Pity the only players who up to the mark is Hardi Jaafar who playing as a playmaker on that day and given standing ovation when he was replaced somewhere in 2nd half for Akmal Rizal. If the best player is being substituted, i guess Norizan got it wrong even if he even thinks to do some damage control.

Norizan Bakar might have bring success to Perlis team before but when it comes to National team, even him falter at the bigger stage. No wonder he's been booed everytime his face appears on the screen and greeted with jeers. I'm not blaming the fans for what they have done. With RM10 tickets i would rather go to bowling and smack a hell of the pins.

I hope we got a better performance against Iran later in the fixtures though the 5 goals conceded against Uzbek certainly match our 5o years merdeka festival this year. 5-0 got it?

Sir Alah's Holiday In Queensbay

SIR ALAH's HOLIDAY IN QUEENSBAY

Queensbay, July 8 - It wasn't all sunny holiday for Sir Alah but it surely enough fun for him when he went to Queensbay last week. As a part of his plan of a long holiday before the new season starts in August, his trip up north was welcomed with clear skies on Day 1 but typical rainy weather stroke on the second day of his visit. But even mother nature can't ruin his holiday as he was "accompanied" by a few celebrities such as the State Deputy Chief Minister, Kat (Mentor) and Ezlynn. He was scheduled to return to Royaltown middle next month after another few stops which include a trip to the East Coast of the country on the 3rd and 4th of August (subject to change :p). *Pic: Sir Alah sat and observing the design works in progress, while being explained by the officer in charge (third from left). Behind Fergue is the State Deputy Chief Minister (in black cap).

school rocks when there is noo teachers!

oh yes.tht's me in the right.looks different ayt.hei ho.girlfriend-aminah.we rule the class. c(=

fr the past few days.teachers never entered our class.abes2 pun mr.anuar.our bahasa teacher.he rocks! bler teachers never enter our class.tht's when the sound of "click" here "click" there came.haha.

fyi.ths picture is taken on 9th june 2007.

Cucuwan Annual General Meeting @ Mapley Caltex

CUCUWAN ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING @ MAPLEY CALTEX, JANUARY 2007

2007 President Hafiz busy pouring his promises to the brotherhood while Head of Communication, Ayan shows his doubt on his face.....

Hafiz carries with him many years of experience as the Head of Customer Service of TNB Rawang and was rumoured to be appointed as the next UMNO Youth Head for Bandar Baru Damansara Branch

Head of Legal shows his disagreement with Mr President

Ismet, while maybe vocal in meeting is kind at heart and rumoured to keep a hamster pet

Cucuwan Commitee Members and Mr President for 2007

Fila Appointed Head Security for 3 Diva Concert

FILA = HEAD SECURITY AT 3 DIVA CONCERT

Bukit Jalil - it was another night of honour for the cucuwan brotherhood when Fila was appointed the head of security at the 3 Diva Concert held here.

Many praised his commitment and efficiency in denying access of some rempit mabuk and mat raba. However, unofficial website of 3 Diva claimed that Fila was stalking Datuk Siti in hope of getting to be her personal bodyguard. Her husband refused to comment - REUTERS

AYAN THE MAN!

AYAN THE EVENT ORGANIZER

8th May 2007 - Ayan successfully floor managed the 1st Wicked Teebox Golf Challenge at Bukit Beruntung GC. Attended by 15 avid golfers, Ayan suprisingly able to wake up early that day. Despite the crazy "kejap panas kejap hujan" condition, he rolled to snap photos and coordinate the tournament. Hurrah to Ayan!

p/s Some noticed he was sneaking into the ladies changing room....

The future Golfing Champions of Malaysia

Cucuwan League FC launches sneak preview to Newsletter

THE SIX YARD BOX WAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED

KL, 1 July 2007 - The official newsletter for Cucuwan League was officially launched yesterday in a night full of glamour and glitz. The initiative, led by Sir Alah of the Royaltown Victoria, is seen as an attempt to win fan's heart and also the support of the Cucuwan League FC, in preparation of the upcoming season 2007-08.

A sneak preview copy was distributed for public.

HARIAN METRO

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